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Thursday, April 20, 2006
Qian Bian Wen Da Ti!
juz to record some really good qian bian wen da ti...so tt in the future can come back n read for some laughs... hehe... :p
Qns: which movie make u wait the longest?
Ans: mission impossible why? cos deng deng deng deng deng... (theme song)
(wahahaa....tis is so lame.....)
Qns: Who pick up the meat dumpling when it fell down?
Ans: Xiang Long (Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang) p.s: meat dumpling - ba4 zhang3
Qns: Who gave birth to 'niu you'? (butter)
Ans: Flower, because "hua sheng niu you". (peanut butter)
Qns: Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters? .
Ans: Xiao Bai, cos always Xiao Bai Tu
Qns: Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle cap?
Ans: peacock, cos kong que kai ping
Qns: Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang Da Ming
Qn: Why is fish cunning ?
Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon)
Qns: What thing didnt get a slice of cake on God's birthday?
Ans: Cao (grass) coz cao mei dan gao (strawberry cake).
Qns: What is Bruce Lee's fave drink?
Ans: Water. Coz he used to go "waaaaaterrrrrr!" before showing his moves. (hahaha..i tink tis the most LAME....wahaha....)
Qns: Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer. Who
was it?
Ans: Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao
Qns: What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes? (the most famous Qns...)
Ans: i. Get rid of dark eyes ring ii.Taking colour photo
wroofs wroofs 10:17 AM
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