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xin aka nic
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Royce chocolates
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chilling out with frens
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shopping
doing manipedi
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politics
writing essays on politics...bleh!
2-headed snakes
being poor
insurance talks
flying cockroaches! yucks!
gg to work on a rainy morning

[WISHLIST]
more $$..
dark eyes circles begone!
a lappi..?
a room of my own..
Travelling to Japan, Korea, Greece, Europe

[XiAO XiAO MENG XiANG]
to set up a small cafe which sell flower tea & pretty umbrella..

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Friday, June 26, 2009
手放開



Dunno why I keep having this song in my head these few days..

Anyway it is one of my fav song by Lee Sheng Jie..such nice lyrics!

Itching for KTV now... Ktv anyone???

wroofs wroofs 9:34 AM



Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Chinese Joke

These are so so SO funny that I need to post this here for keepsake.


一位 國文老師的告白

我是個國中的 國文老師,生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!
字醜就算了,還會自己學倉頡創字!!
創字就算了,還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!
每次都改到哭笑不得……………

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1、元旦時,我們全家一起到歷史博物館參觀「冰馬桶」…
師評:有這樣的東西嗎?我也要去!(兵馬俑)

2、早上起床整裡「遺容」後,我們到學校集合,搭車前往墾丁畢業旅行
師評:不知道你家是哪一家殯儀館?老師一直都不知道…(儀容)

3、昨晚左眼皮跳個不停,當時就覺得那是「胸罩」,果然今天皮夾被扒走了!
師評:孩子,你已經這麼大了嗎?(凶兆 )

4、報上說重金屬污染過的牡蠣,可「治」癌…
師評:一字之差,養蚵人家翻身矣!
我是不是該趕快去養牡蠣?會賺到翻哦… (致癌)

5、昨晚我和同學到速食店吃晚餐,我們點了兩個漢堡、「雞份一塊」…
師評:好吃嗎?雞糞?(雞塊一份)

6、星期天準備外出逛街時,匆忙之間不小心給「肛門」夾到,真倒楣!!
師評:老師很好奇──誰的肛門這麼大…?(鋼門)

7、四下無人,不要從背後 拍我肩膀,我很容易「受精」…
師評:孩子,我可能是你爸哦… 老師記得曾這樣讓很多人「受精」喔!(受驚)

8、逛完花市後,我花錢買下「賤男」,準備帶回家過年。
師評:發音正確一點,「劍蘭」會哭的…

9、我的歷史老師長髮披肩,個子矮小,脾氣不好,有一點點「胸」…
師評:歷史老師要我轉告你「等下上歷史課﹐皮給我繃緊一點。」(兇)

10、我認為自己是個品學兼「憂」的好學生…
師評:你是該憂了──不及格。(優)

11、在「崎嶇坎坷」的人生「康莊大道」上,我們要堅定方向…
師評:此路可繼世界八大奇蹟兵馬俑之後,登上第九大奇蹟。

12、從小就住在我們家隔壁的陳伯伯住家三樓最後面一間廚房不知道為什麼會
三不五時地飄來一陣又一陣烹煮紅燒牛肉時所散發出來的濃濃迷人中藥味道…
師評:明天麻煩你一口氣唸完這句給我聽,不准換氣。

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這次出的作文題目是:美食與我
我非常沾沾自喜,相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目
一定能讓他們發揮的淋漓盡致,
可以減輕我每次改作文到快往生的噩運!!!

沒想到我錯了!!!!!!!
這些天兵天將們每個都是未來的棟樑????……

節錄一些下來:

1.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片,但是生魚片最讓我困擾的地方就是他的魚刺很多。

2.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片,唯一美中不足的是,他總是沒煮熟。

3.我最喜歡吃的美食是青菜,青菜中最喜歡吃的美食是白菜,為什麼喜歡吃白
菜呢?因為他是青菜的一種(繞口令嗎?)

4.我最喜歡吃滷肉飯跟貢丸湯,他們對我來說不只是一種美食,而是……兩種美
食。 (真是謝謝你的數學教學)

5.我最喜歡吃外婆煮的菜,裡面包含了很多愛心,但是萬一外婆死了我就吃不
到了,所以我要趁外婆還活著的時候,叫他每天煮三餐給我吃。
(這算虐待老人嗎?)

6.我最喜歡吃那種在外面跑的雞肉 (所以你要吃雞肉前都要追著他跑?)

7.我最喜歡吃美食,是那種出現陸地上,天天都看的到的那種肉(人肉?)

8.我對美食的要求很嚴格,他不能是由一位傷心的廚師做出來的
(連續劇看太多了,孩子)

9.媽媽很厲害,他下廚以後,可以把一顆蛋變成一顆荷包蛋(不然呢?)

10.每次媽媽煮完菜我們全家都會歡呼,於是媽媽就走進廚房再做第二道
(原來你家都是一道菜煮完再煮一道…)

11.我很喜歡跟爸爸去逛夜市,因為美食都能讓我感到垂涎三尺,只要我看到那
些食物出現,就會跟爸爸說我要吃這個我要吃那個結果我當然什麼都沒吃到
(好心酸的孩子)

12.我最喜歡吃媽媽煮的菜,跟外面賣的差的可遠呢!
(那到底是好吃還是不好吃?)

13.世界上美食很多,其中我最喜歡吃的外國料理是台南擔仔麵
(同學,請問你是哪國人?)

14.生魚片實在是太好吃了,每次一想到我的口水都會緩緩的滴下來…
(慢動作嗎?)

15.有一樣食物讓我百吃不厭,那就是雙胞胎,名字聽起來大家一定都會覺得很
奇怪,沒錯,他就是很奇怪(這樣有解釋到嗎?)

16.我吃東西總是又快又急,沒辦法,熟能生巧嘛!
(我呼吸總是又快又急,沒辦法,熟能生巧嘛…!)


有前輩說:他上輩子殺了人,所以這輩子處罰他當老師。

唉....我想我不只殺了人,還是………………
殺..
錯..
人…..
才會淪落到當 國文老師………

wroofs wroofs 11:48 AM




Choco Banana!



Yummy! Choco + Banana is a very very nice combi!

Hmm.. Remember that I first saw it selling for $0.60 in Giants ages ago (with Thai wordings)...
Now its selling for $0.85 (with Jap wordings)...

But both imported from Thailand.. $0.25 more for the printing of the wordings?? @_@

wroofs wroofs 9:31 AM



Friday, June 19, 2009
Bo Liao Caller!

Me: "Hello?"

Unknown Guy: "Hello?" - *cracking background*

Me: "Hello? Hello??"

Unknown Guy: "Hello. You know who am I?" - *in hushed tone*

Me: "Who is this? I can't hear you properly" - *Getting irritated*

Unknown Guy: "You cannot recognise my voice??" - *still in hushed tone*

Me: " Yes I cannot recognise your voice. Please tell me who are you. If not, I will hanged up!"

Unknown Guy: "Huh? You really don't who meh??"

Me: "HellOOOOO???"

Unknown Guy: "You cannot recognise my voice meh??"

Me: "......." - Hanged up.

-___-"

wroofs wroofs 4:39 PM




Politics starts in School

A few days ago, my collz was sharing that the Mummies Group in her daughter's P1 class were discussing about the love-hate relationship that their daughters are facing in the schools. She was shocked to hear that politics started so young.

Actually I was involved in politics at that tender age too..! I remember I was sort of out casted by the pretty/cute/smart girls aka the popular girls group in my P1 days... It was quite a traumatising experience.. imagine the other girls pulling away my playmate just bcoz I'm not cute enough to be seen playing with. =(

Although I was streamed into different classes - away from the pretty/cute/smart group of girls.. there are always politics in the new class, like fighting to be who who's bestEST friend and the usual "I don't want to friend you already!" squabbles. I re-read some of the letters that were exchanged back then.. and I can't believe the stuff that I wrote.. so childish! Hahaha!

It was until almost the end of P6 that I started to shun all these politics.. "So what if you don't friend me. There are other people around and I most prob never going to see you again!" =P

Just a few months ago, I bumped into one of the girls, who has "bully" me back in P1 back, at a wedding dinner ..Singapore is really that small! @_@
But of course she doesn't remember me.. and I'm kind of glad too... hahaa!

wroofs wroofs 9:21 AM



Thursday, June 18, 2009
The result of trusting a friend?

I'm pissed with my financial advisor.!

I just checked my gmail. There is a financial transaction pending which needs my approval and guess what? The transaction expired by 12 midnight this morning. and the email was only sent out around 4pm yesterday! So am I supposed to log on my gmail every hours of the day to check?? Shouldn't it be more helpful for you to call or drop an sms, since the transaction is SO urgent??? Where is the service???!

He was my friend back in poly days and when he started out his financial advisor job, he has approached me to take up a health insurance plan and a cpf investment plan, which I did.

I'm actually starting to regret the decision... somehow i feel that he is not giving me the attention/ service that he gives his other clients.... Maybe my plan with him was too small to be of any significant to the $$ he is making... But as friend, shouldn't he be more prompt in servicing...??? =(

May be that is why people are starting not to give their business to friend..Rather then let the $$ depreciated the friendship, they choose to let outsider earns their business instead..

Friends should not play 2nd fiddle to other client right? They are still paying customers! =(

wroofs wroofs 9:45 AM



Friday, June 12, 2009
Let the Pictures do the blogging!

Juz managed to download the pictures that I randomly took with Hp... heehee..



Secretary Lunch @ Equinox, Fairmont Hotel




My set meal - Salmon




One of my favourite beer - Asahi! in miniature size.. cute





One of the nicest carrot cake (white) that I have eaten! Quite hard to find the place.. its a stall manned by an old auntie located in an old coffeeshop near Eunos/Kembangan area...





(Expensive) Chocolates from GOBI from Jacq (for her daughter full month)..




Yan spotted this 4D ticket at our table at The Loof.. did u notice anything strange abt it?? Apparently, the same 4D tickets were slotted in all tables there... I wonder did the person strike 1st prize anot.. If struck, I think no need to earn $$ from the Loof already... may be that's why they have free satay there?? haha!

wroofs wroofs 3:36 PM



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